Ramblings, v.2

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Via Moonbattery.

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Via Moonbattery & Gary Larson.

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Worse?  …or better?

The Ten Commandments of A.N.U.S.

1. Thou shalt only race from a standing stop to the end of a 100-foot strip, which is constructed of an unpaved surface. Winner having the fastest time.
2. Thou shalt only use one wheel.
3. Thou shalt only use a power plant that is over five-years-old.
4. Thou shalt only use a power plant that is stock for whatever its intended use was.
5. Thou shalt not exceed the size limit of four feet in width, or eight feet in length.
6. Thou shalt compete in any of these classes:
A-Class: 750cc to unlimited
B-Class: 400cc to 749cc
C-Class: 200cc to 399cc
D-Class: Occ to 199cc
E-Class: Electric
F-Class: Rocket Class (strictly exhibition)
7. Thou shalt employ a “Deadman’s Switch,” which will render the beast inoperable in the event that the pilot is launched.
8. Thou shalt consider steering and brakes optional.
9. Thou shalt not touch the ground forward of the axle during any run.
10. Thou shalt touch the ground only rear of the axle during any run, but may not exceed size limitations.

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Today I scratched my rear.

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Melinda: “What does vacuous mean?”

That is all.

edit – that is not all. Referring to the term “perspicacious”, Melinda asked “Does that have anything to do with perspiration?”

(Melinda is taking the stupid test. See my sidebar.)

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the latest issue of MSDN magazine has a cover with a black background. usually, it’s some combination of light and/or vibrant colors. it’s black, though, which is the color of death. the cover story is Vista. coincidence? i think not.

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