I really need a quote database
Scott: “This site makes me want to strangle babies.”
yeah. too bad i’m too lazy to learn php.
Scott: “This site makes me want to strangle babies.”
yeah. too bad i’m too lazy to learn php.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if you held a gun to his head? Just asking.
To all two people who read this: know of a Windows app to post to wordpress that’s free? Doesn’t need to be very feature-filled. Something like ecto, but free. And easier to use.

While pouring ranch dressing on my plate:
“If they call it ‘Hidden Valley’, how can they find it to bottle it?”
I’ve seen this sticker a couple times on my way to work. It’s on the back of a mid-90’s green Chevy pickup.
Vote Republican! It’s less taxing!
haha, so true. anywho, while(dessert){}; sleep(”6:00 AM”);
Random thought interrupted by funny video from the wife. maybe later.
You do look like a complete moron…correction…complete epileptic moron when playing the Wii. You get up, flail around, and swear a lot. But damn is it fun. After waiting an extra week just to play the thing (and then waiting another few days for a replacement wiimote), it’s still worth it.
Yeah. Jeez. Everyone needs a hello world app. What if i wanna say Goodbye world? I guess that would mean something completely different. Meh. Here goes nothing.