12 days before Christmas, my dear boss gave to me
December 23rd, 2008
12 useless voicemails
11 pointless projects
10 vague objectives
9 ranting emails
8 mission statements
7 phones-a-ringing
6 endless meetings
fiiiiiiive buuuuudgeeeet cuuuuuuts
4 health problems
3 arbitrary deadlines
2 dirty looks
and a week of unpaid leave
shamelessly stolen from my Dilbert Christmas ornament.
